Friday, January 1, 2010

We Need A Paula Deen PSA, For The New Year "The Proper Preparation Of Pigs In A Blanket"

Recipe For Disaster:
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab aka Panty Bomber .

So You Want To Set The World On Fire Or How I Spent My Christmas Vacation In United States Federal Prison.

Recipe For Disaster,
Make Sure You Leave Room For Fuse ;) Bomber Taunts: 'There Are More Like Me'

Uh huh where is Joe Wilson when you need him? I am going to have to call Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire, on this one. I am more than reasonably sure, there are a finite number of men willing to set their joysticks on fire. Go ahead quote me.


For the would-be Jihadi, make sure that tube steak is kosher. What is the preparation for setting your manhood on fire? I propose first, find a fuse, I suspect our panty bomber, has what many refer to as a Short Fuse.

From The Mail Online 30 December 2009

The hidden stash could have blown a hole the size of a basketball in the plane which had 290 on board.

Disaster was averted because the acid in the syringe he was using to detonate the device merely set his clothes on fire.

Reminds Me Of An Old Joke About Not Being Able To Find Your Ass With Two Hands And A Road Map.

Okay So Now You Are Ready For Your Recipe For Disaster.
IF you are not familiar with cooking terms, you might want to look up definition of "Kneading" your dough.

So you want to join a jihad & set your Tightey Whiteys on fire. Paula Deen's recipe for the preparation of "Pigs In A Blanket" or if you prefer "Hogs In A Sleeping Bag" I don't judge.

Paula Deen's recipe for "Pigs In A Blanket"

KJ'S Helpful Hint #1 You're Going To Want To Handle Those Hot Weenies, With An Oven Mit or Specially Made Gloves.

Ingredients:

1 egg
2 sheets puff pastry, thawed and lightly rolled out
1 package Polska Kielbasa
honey mustard, barbecue sauce or apricot jam, for serving, optional

Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

Cut "ouch" kielbasa into 6 (4-inch) pieces. Cut puff pastry sheets into thirds (6 strips). Roll each piece of kielbasa in puff pastry and place on a baking sheet.

Beat egg in a small dish and brush generously over pastry. Bake until pastry is golden brown and puffed, about 20 minutes. Serve with mustard, barbecue sauce, or jam, if desired.

Recipe courtesy Paula Deen

Servings: 4-6 servings
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 20 min
Difficulty: Easy

"Well easy for Paula anyway" She isn't trying to light her crotch on fire while plane is in dissent pattern over Detroit.....

Bake until golden brown, Yummy, not as festive as cocktail weenies but a lot more filling, and you don't have to stab them with a Syringe Er Ah Fork.

Can't keep my mind from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit.......



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